Hercules Retires from Trails
It's been a long time coming, but Herky finally has to lay off the trails. It's not that he doesn't love humans. It's not that he doesn't love to run on trails. It's because he likes to attack any and all other species of animal, without provocation.
I can't take it any more. Sorry Herk, your benched...for good.
Best, Barefoot Ted
PS. I think he already likes retirement.